Posted 1 week ago

What’s it to you? I can be a pentagonal prism if I so desired.

Posted 1 month ago
Bill, stop it with that look
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Posted 6 months ago

Now, while I appreciate their indulgence in all things creative and everything that entrails entails, I think I’d rather leave them to that clock man. I have some sense of self preservation, at least.

Besides how do you-? How would that even work. How would anything of that nature work for me. Wh-? What do you mean, “You have to be more creative?” Go take your creativity and shove it up-

You know what. I quit.

Posted 12 months ago

Does that answer your question?

*Bill mutters to himself* Ugh, human food never did sit well with my internal demon systems.

As for tea, black tea (no sugar, no cream) is much preferred, but I’m not too picky.

Posted 12 months ago

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Yeah, I’m pretty cool, if I must say so myself.

Posted 12 months ago

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What, this old thing? It’s just always been there. I don’t need it there, though I do like having it. It’s kind of like a figment of my imagination, but classier.

Posted 1 year ago

I don’t want to talk about that right now.

Posted 1 year ago

Oh yeah, those. What a shame, what a shame. Man, those cultures - some of their rituals were spectacular!

Especially the sacrifices.

Posted 1 year ago

Aaah, Egypt. What a rich, fascinating history, more than you silly historians could ever know!

Posted 1 year ago

Excuse you