Posted 1 month ago

What’s it to you? I can be a pentagonal prism if I so desired.

Posted 2 months ago
Bill, stop it with that look
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Posted 7 months ago

Now, while I appreciate their indulgence in all things creative and everything that entrails entails, I think I’d rather leave them to that clock man. I have some sense of self preservation, at least.

Besides how do you-? How would that even work. How would anything of that nature work for me. Wh-? What do you mean, “You have to be more creative?” Go take your creativity and shove it up-

You know what. I quit.

Posted 1 year ago

Does that answer your question?

*Bill mutters to himself* Ugh, human food never did sit well with my internal demon systems.

As for tea, black tea (no sugar, no cream) is much preferred, but I’m not too picky.

Posted 1 year ago

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Yeah, I’m pretty cool, if I must say so myself.

Posted 1 year ago

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What, this old thing? It’s just always been there. I don’t need it there, though I do like having it. It’s kind of like a figment of my imagination, but classier.

Posted 1 year ago

I don’t want to talk about that right now.

Posted 1 year ago

Oh yeah, those. What a shame, what a shame. Man, those cultures - some of their rituals were spectacular!

Especially the sacrifices.

Posted 1 year ago

Aaah, Egypt. What a rich, fascinating history, more than you silly historians could ever know!

Posted 1 year ago

Excuse you